We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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