Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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