talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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