I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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