love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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