you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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