U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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