Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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