Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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