i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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