i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
