He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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