I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
zippers are such a cool invention
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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