I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think my nap took me to another dimension
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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