fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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