home. puking in laundry basket.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
