Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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