just got booed by the entire restaurant.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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