I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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