How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
