i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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