so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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