Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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