It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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