STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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