i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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