idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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