But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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