after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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