What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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