her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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