Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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