Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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