It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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