In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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