i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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