Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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