So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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