She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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