1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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