dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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