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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal

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• (954): View more from Florida

  So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet

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• (425): View more from Washington

  She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...

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