The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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