He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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