Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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