You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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