there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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