You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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