there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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