Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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