they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im six kinds of drunk right now
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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