its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There r osticjed everywhere
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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