hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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